i love how each end your can byoo yy (✖╭╮✖)
HTML hit counter - Quick-counter.net

 

vargskelethor:

Its out, the long awaited sequel to the Windows XP Destruction video. Enjoy, This computer didn’t.

netlfix:

when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

(Source: netlfix)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

inconveniencewhitepeople:

some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west

(Source: nowebdeeplove)

Anonymous asked
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

un-breakable-teens:

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

The second last one broke my heart

(Source: owmeex)

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

(Source: 180mph)

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??

me: video gaem

mom: no vid game, child.

me: money

mom: 4 what

me: for video gm ae

mom: outsmarted agen

jonasbruhs:

That tragic moment when you realize your boyfriend is a nerd

jonasbruhs:

That tragic moment when you realize your boyfriend is a nerd